June 7, 2019
on my mall clothes yesterday:
anna: "are you wearing that ma?"
me: "why?"
anna: "it looks like for home. find another shirt."
on ate castielle's clothes yesterday:
me: "ate cas, are u ready? is that the shirt ur wearing?"
anna: "i picked for her something else but she doesn't want it."
xyriel: "i picked that for her"
cas: " i didn't like what anna chose. it was too loose."
anna: "yeah but that makes u look fat"
hoi gamay. diin ka maliwat 😂
June 23, 2019
last night, anna and i have been talking for almost an hour before bed as we both couldn't sleep yet.
me: anna, stop talking na oi and go to sleep. ur becoming a chatterbox already.
anna: no, i'm not. if i am, then u must be a playerbox.
me: what's a playerbox?
anna: someone who plays and plays. u even play more than me!
me: how can u say that?
anna: well, at night, when i go to sleep... i'm already sleeping right? but you, you're still playing!!!
me: hahahahahahahah
anna: i've got my eye on u mama and papa.
tabiana na nimo bibi oi.
July 1, 2019
Anna *while changing to a Palawan tshirt after school*
anna: ma, when i get a lot of money i can go to hawaii right?
me: yes anna.
anna: okay, coz i'll bring you... and pappy.
look at my tshirt, it's hawaii. i'll swim but you will just have to watch me because you'll be old. but don't worry, i'll feed you... and pappy.
❤ awwww pero palawan mana imong tshirt nak ahhahaha
August 2, 2019
*bedtime*
me: "somewhere over the rainbow way up high... there's a land that i heard of once in a lullaby...🎶"
anna: "what? high up in the sky? there's land there?! 😮"
me: "somewhere over the rainbow... skies are blue...🎵"
anna: "we already know that... 😒"
mangundang tag kanta para makatug ka baby oi. ianalyze man nimo tanan lyrics hhahahahah
August 20, 2019
cas: mommies are supposed to do the laundry, cook for their kids, wash the dishes, clean the house.. why don't you ever do that mommy?
me: don't need to do that. i work so i can pay someone else to do it for me. now you know why you need to study hard. so when you grow up, you'll find good work and you'll just pay someone to do the laundry and all those other things for you.
anna: hmmm don't worry ate cas. i have it scheduled already. mama will do the laundry tomorrow.
duhhh. kamo'y palabhon nako ugma mga bataa mo ron 😤
September 16, 2019
Kids went to take a bath after school. Then chose nice "for-house" clothes and bragged to each other.
Ate cas chose a pink dress and wore a fluffy bunny headpiece. Anna chose a cropped white halter top and white beach pants and asked me to do her hair in a bun.
Ate Cas: I look pretty. I'm fluffier and cuter than you, Anna.
Anna: Yeah, but I'm sexy 😎
dafck hahahaha
October 3, 2019
they were talking about babies yesterday.
i remember when sosoy (their cousin) was born, it was also anna that asked if he can just be born "next time" 😆
so yesterday, i heard them talk at the table and anna said she doesn't want to have a baby in the house (sosoy lives next door). i asked why..
anna: "because when the baby is here, you will love it instead of me".
ate cas: (laugh) "who told you that anna? it doesn't happen like that... babies just need more attention but they can't take the love away from you."
i guess my ate cas is really a big girl now, too. 😭
October 5, 2019
weekend and woke up to 10 voice messages from my kids on the lilo app.
one from anna said:
"hi everyone! uhm you're so beautiful.. you're so.. kinda fat.
but... you're so hawt (literally sounded like this) .... too."
dafck 🤦
October 31, 2019
cas and anna on designing their room...
cas: ma, when our room is done, can we put up pictures on the walls?
me: yes ate.
cas: we can print like funny puppy pics. and also leeminho pictures.
anna: mamii, i want more leeminho. can u search leeminho pics on the computer?
me: *typed lee min-ho on google*
anna: oooohh leeminho!
*in her signature highpitched squeaky mode voice*
such a handsome handsome boy!
*more mumbling to herself as she scrolls thru the pics*
oohhh lee minho! look at him rolling on his big fat belly!
cas: *laughing so hard*
me: 🤦♀️*no idea how on earth i have a weird 5-year old like this*
December 5, 2019
*overheard*
cas: anna ha?! don't forget to bring your ID for your summative tomorrow.
so what will happen is your teacher will tell you to start and she will be doing some paperwork and writing down some records and stuff and she won't see what you're doing.
so you just copy your name from your id ha?
anna: okay, i will start writing my name now. *starts writing her name looking at her ID*
me: *confused* ate cas?! what is anna's summative tomorrow?
cas: writing. she needs to write her whole name! it's okay to copy from her ID right?
me:
cas:
anna: *waiting for my answer*
me: don't worry anna, it's called being resourceful.
well, in my defense, she is still in kinder 1 🤷♀️😁
December 18, 2019
me: anna's mother has 3 kids. faith, natasha, and... what is the name of the third kid?
anna: samantha? (olaf reference) 🤣 ANNA!!!
me: ok, one more. when i was 4 my brother was half my age. now, i'm 18. how old is my brother?
anna: 18... hmm 15? 16!!
HAHAHAHA POSTING THIS COZ (hey im not even sure if she did know the answer or just got lucky) I AM SO DAMN PROUD.
December 31, 2019
jeske nganong naay baboy naghilak for a few seconds sa silingan?! 🤣 (anna in the comfort room, me on the bed)
anna: "piggy..."
"piggy... 🙁 "
"piggyyyyy... 🙁 "
"piggy..."
"piggy 🙁 "
me: "anna are u ok?"
anna: "i heard piggy oink oink 🙁 "
"(*cries) piggyyy..."
me: "it wasn't our piggy anna. it's our neighbor's piggy...
they're probably just moving it"
cas: "our piggy's already cooked anna"
me: "CASTIELLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
anna: (*crying more)
me: "CASTIEEELLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" (nastress ko syagit yawa hahaha)
#AnnaAndPiggy
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